Department of Questionable Engineering

Mission Statement

To advance innovation through disciplined confusion, ceremonial process, and the responsible operation of delightfully over-engineered mechanisms.

Operational Priorities

• Excess documentation and impeccable seals
• Formality-first system design
• Blueprint-driven decision-making

Public Guidance

For inquiries, proposals, and ceremonial approvals, contact the Department using official channels below.

Program: Redundant Assurance

Ensuring every solution includes at least three layers of verification and one unnecessary lever.

Program: Over-Optimization

Improving performance by adding components until the diagram becomes impressive.

Program: Compliance Theater

Official forms, stamps, and certifications that strongly suggest legitimacy.